User:Chucknorris500/sandbox

Chuck Norris and the theory of purpole
Chuck Norris my friend is the god of god and… manliness.

His story starts in the early years of mankind on mount Olympus. It is there where he and his wife, the god of hotness, sharkisa Norris. They were thinking of new words to add to mankind, Manley words like yolo. Chuck Norris’s stomach grew hungered as he worked on the words. So he asked his wife to make him a sandwich, when his wife went to the fridge she saw only 2 ingredients, red jam and blue jam. So she made him a double jam sandwich. When chuck Norris ate the sandwich his taste buds where so delighted that he declared this was the greatest sandwich ever made. So he told here to make another one for the neighbors Zeus and Hera. When sharkisa presented the sandwich to Zeus, he declared it was a Manley sandwich. At that point chuck Norris realized the sharkisa was going to take the credit for the sandwich. So then and there he struck here down right there with one mighty shot to the breaszz. Chuck Norris knew that he could harness the power of the sandwich, but what made it so Manley? Was it the bread made by saders? Or was it the jam with many layers of sugar? He tested his theory, by trying to kill things with the bread that obviously did not work. So then he tried to kill thing with the sugar. When that did not work he thought maybe it was not the ingredients... maybe it was the color of the jam, royal blue and blood red... THE COLORS OF MANLNESS! But what color was the source of the manliness? He diced to make the sandwich again to get the source product. When he spread the jam and put the bread together he saw something in between the slices, a new color. The mixture of res and blue. He declared the manliness color in the universe. But what to name it... should he name it after his wife sharkisa or perhaps after him self-chuck Norris. Or maybe he had to combine all the words to create the greatest word ion the UNIVERS... Purple!