User:ChutneyFez

The Chutney Fez is a self-conscious revolutionary concept. The metaphysical whispers of the Fez permeate all things. Truth made flesh the Chutney is guide and mischief-maker to the masses. Socio-Political and Macro-Economic trends hath no thrall over the Chutney Fez, it transcends reality, it is the infinite vastness of the unknown wrapped in the guise of a tea-pot. Dare you seek out the Chutney Fez? What secrets lie inside it's gentle, caffeine-rich, arms?