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Carl D. Burkhard

Carl David Burkhard, (aka Carlito, aka Carlos, aka Crazy Carl, aka Danger Davey) a philanthropist and animal lover, was born in Poway, California, on September 11th, 1985. His parents, Jerome and Lisa, did all they could to bring him up in a conservative catholic upbringing. Needless to say, the stars and universe had other plans for this friend of the heroes.

As a toddler, Carlito once put his hand to a scolding hot iron - ever since then, there has been streak of hand burns and even worse, those of the heart. The soul is a creature that yearns to be chased into the darkness, screaming and clawing its way to eternal happiness and everlasting love. He knew it wouldn't be easy to find, but this gentle knight without armor wished to charm the kindred and wanting spirits that so desired his presence.

After learning how to swim, young Danger was no longer afraid of the ocean. He stole a raft from a local sporting goods store and set sail towards Catalina. The route was dangerous from the North coast of San Diego county, but the rewards were endless. After setting sail, young Carlos soon ran out of drinkable water, and had to be rescued off the coast of Baja by a group of lobster fisherman. Days in the scolding heat, with a lack of water, left the young man dazed and wondering not only where he was, but who he was.

Obviously, a missing persons report was filed, but the bewildered young gentleman had no idea how to get home, or where that was. With no other option, he took the life of a lobster fisherman in Baja, and found himself enjoying canned Tecate and the adjustment period that comes with Montezumas Revenge.

He was recently noticed by a family friend from home who was on vacation buying large clay pots. This is the most recent news pertaining to Carl Burkhard.

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