User:Cjordan80

This I the spectacularly average Chance. Thanks you for viewing. I once ate an apple. The last sentence was a lie. If Marijuana is the devil's lettuce what does the rest of his garden consist of? If the hambuglar loves hamburgers why hasn't he kidnapped and ate Mayor McCheese. My favorite Einstein quote is "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves". If Michael Jordan wasn't the greatest basketball player of all time would he be the uncle with a gambling problem? Why hasn't a company built a electric motorcycle yet? If everyone in the world read this and I vividly described person by first name, country, hair color, eye color, and age is it likely to believe 1-100 people would freak out? If hannibal lector and hannibal burress were in a room chatting would Bill Cosby be the target for cannibalism or would cannibalism be the target for a comedy special? If someone has millions of bit coin are they a teraillionare?