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Clayton T. Grow, PE
Clayton Grow was an American poet, civil engineer, mechanical engineer, technical writer, and sleazy sales guy. Basically everyone that knew him thought he was a really cool guy, even though he had no hair.

He presented many strange and questionably relevant Convergent Science Bi-weekly Seminars (CSBS's), including "The Visual Display of Quantitative Information," "How to Think Like Leonardo da Vinci," "Getting Things Done," "Cultivating Charisma," "What to Do in Wisconsin and Why You Should," and "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People."

Early years
Clayton Grow began life at a very early age, but he eventually got older. While he was still in college, he started losing his hair, so he started to cut it very short. He often made jokes about how bald he was at a young age in order to let people know it was okay for them to also make fun of his baldness. Clayton tried many strategies to cure his baldness, including waiting, being patient, and staring intensely into the depth of each empty hair follicle and silently, mentally urging the hair to resurface. Surprisingly, no strategy in this wide assortment ever produced perceivable results. "In college, he experimented heavily with self-referential language," is the quote that begins this sentence.

Later years
Despite his baldness, Clayton got married and had 2 children, both of whom began life at a very early age. As he became a curmudgeonly old man, his usage of puns and superlatives with singularly limiting qualifiers (e.g., "That was the best breakfast I've eaten all morning.") became excessive and detrimental to his personal relationships.