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Matthew "Mattykins" Marcantonio was born in 1787 in the dead of the Russian Winter. His father was John a Lithuanian king who dealt primarily with swine, pokemon cards, cocaine, and cheese. His mother Lisa was a gremlin herder who was known to be able to communicate with them, a useful talent for raising Matthew. He has an older brother Vinnie "Vinster" Marcantonio who is a notable snake milker and resides in Kaunas with his wife Piscina and children. He has an older sister Olivia "Olivinator" Marcantonio who is a panda nanny in Strausburg, Austria.

Matthew became a master of the Hydrolauphone at age 5 and went on to play many a concert with his family in a band called The Osmonds, however, they broke up when they learned of his dark past as an elicit Pokemon card dealer. He was stripped of his titles for the next 69 years and forced to move to America where he fought Daniel "Danimals" Freeman in a sword duel during a civil rights protest. They became rivals for the next 420 months.

He married Lili Elbe in 1925 and they had 18 children together Vera, Patrizio, Sergio, Caprice, Bellissima, Giovanni, Donatello, Leonardo, Micalangelo, Raphael, Favio, Pia, Mario, Luigi, Alfanso, Fonzzi, Giuseppe, and Kevin. Lili tragically died in 1931.

After mourning for a period of time, Matthew finally returned home to Lithuania with his man-servant Nicholas "Nikki Minjaj" Wilson to lead the Lithuanianianianian Revolution of 1969 against his uncle Count Vladimir "Sweetheart" Putin. The war lasted 21 years before Sweetheart died of dysentery. Matthew then took the Lithuanian throne and established Nikki Minjaj as his VP. However, peace did not last long for Mattykins as Danimals soon came with his bestie Noah "Chop-Top" Rymer to destroy Lithuania. Before they could could engage in battle however, the Brazilians attacked. Danimals and Mattykins were forced to join forces to save Lithuania.

Mattykins was a world-renowned inventor. He invented the time machine, flying car, bionic organs and more. But his crowning achievement is getting into Christendom College. A superb school that gave Matt his best friends in the whole wide world.