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Tom Hanks cult 45

Cult 45 is a religious cult created in early 2013 by Thomas.C, Damian.C, Ryan.C, and Patrick.C. The Cult worships the power of Tom Hanks and The Mighty Eagle Spirit. The Cult was formed in the state of New York. The Cult believes that Tom Hanks is the ruler of all that is good and sexy. Unlike Morgan Freeman, whom the Cult believes is evil and out to molest Tom Hanks' giant penis. The Mighty Eagle Spirit guides followers and Tom Hanks on its magical travels through time and space. It is foretold that the mighty eagle spirit's wife has great tits. The cult has around 95 followers (+/- 10). The Mighty Eagle Spirit is also the greek god of orgys and giant breasts, but this is only believed by the cults members. The cult is quickly spreading throughout New York, South Carolina, New Hampshire, and Connecticut. The difference between Tom Hanks and The Mighty Eagle Spirit is large yet small. Tom Hanks is a prophet sent down from the heavens to aid humanity in its quest for galactic domination. The Mighty Eagle Spirit is the only spirit that is seen and unseen all at the same time.