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Gustave Wolk (Born 1969) was a world renowned professional multi-sport athlete. After a illustrious 10 year football career filled with 6 MVPs and 9 Pro bowl trips and a 8 year NBA career filled with 5 MVP's and 8 Allstar games, Gus retired from sports. Upon Retirement he soon became a world-class goat breeder where he raised prize sheep and won several goat world championships. After finding success as a goat breeder, Wolk wrote a book detailing his process which quickly sky-rocketed to the top of the New York Times best-sellers list. His book "The art of the sheep" was so moving that it won a Nobel Prize for literature. Due to all his accomplishments it was no surprise that Gus won the Times 2011 Man of the year. Not only was he Man of the Year but was also voted Hottest man on the planet by Peoples magazine. Gus's excellence in the goat world led him into the world of politics where he soon became the Youngest United States president. Under his direction, The US unemployment rate dropped to .01% and the world became peaceful as he ended all feuds and wars. Even Kim Jong Un couldn't help but marvel at his political prowess. Because of this, he would go onto win the Nobel Peace Prize. With so many awards under his belt Wolk quietly slipped away into the mountains to live the rest of his life with his smoking hot blonde bombshell of a wife and this is where he resides today.