User:Clisbd

David Clisbee Adventure Sports in a non-profit organization specializing in Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding, Extreme Tubing, Wakeboarding, Full Contact Fly Fishing, Cow Tipping, Naked Mile, and other prestgious spruts. Founded in 1985 by Native Americans residing in the Missouri area, DCAS has been a long time supporter of saving polar bears and venus fly traps. In 1986, controversy surround the fledgling organization due to an equipment failure during a sack race of which resulted a broken pinkie and massive lawsuit spanning over the past fifty years. Throughout the years DCAS has often times been run by Comp 101 students, martians, and priests. The martians are a special tribe of fire ants flown in from Mars every fifth day of the month to do fact checking for the group.