User:Clita85

Childhood History
Clinton Thomas was born on the 4th of July 1985 in Melbourne, Australia to Greg Thomas and Rosemarie Thomas. He was a typical baby who enjoyed crying, eating and his sleeping habbits were like clockwork. As the young boy began to develop it was soon learned how quick he was on his feet. At the age of 18 months he won his first under 3 100 meter sprint in the 1987 national infant challange held in Box Hill South. By age 7 he had recorded his first solo album by the title of "ChooChoo Magoo" and later fronted the folk outfit "The Wise Cracks". Due to managerial differnces "The Wise Cracks" never got to become a household name. But in later years Clinton and the gang reconsiled with their manager and still remain friends till this day. After fuffiling all his musical abitions Clinton moved onto other projects that extended through to his teenage years, including widdling, archery and underwater basket weaving which later developed into Football, Bodyboarding and Spearfishing due to constant speculation about his sexuality.

Famous Quotes
"That mankini has never looked better" November, 2007 "Your face thinks hopskotch just isnt like it used to be" July 2007 "Hopskotch just isnt like it used to be" June, 2007 "Happy Birthday to your face" March, 2007 "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday dear mother, Happy Birthday to You" Febuary, 2007 "I've got ripped abs, pumped arms and legs of steel" August, 2005 "Cornflakes? i said frosties you cheap mole" September, 2001 "These bitches aint my ho's!" January 1992 "Goo Goo ga ga take off your fricken bra" October 1985 "Damn its hot in here" March, 1985