User:Cloggasdoggas

hot dogs.

hot dogs were made on Mars, but was originated in ancient Greece, used as hats. Yojan Ferk Jr. helped invent them in 1 B.C. Dogs like the hot dogs for no apparent reason. Cats also helped by jumping on peoples' faces. Ferk thought once that "Polish dogs shall not be eaten because it carries diseases." Once, on March 27, 1902, an author's bathtub was clogged, and the author was confused. He went to his bathroom after his dog followed him there, and saw a hot dog shoved in the drain. Another theory is that someone shot a sausage out of a potato gun and some of the sausage got cut off; therefore a hot dog.