User:Clopincutie/Alex Benson

Alex Benson is an amateur actor who is best known for his role as Max in the farce Lend me a Tenor.

Acting career
Alex's first began acting at a very early age of just 14. His first role was in The Walking Dead where he played Rick Grimes, and he is a fat fuck

Gaming Career
Through Alex's attempts to succeed in life he once took the route of a hardcore gamer.

-=World of Warcraft=- Alex went into game one day and purchased a very popular game called WoW (World of Warcraft). As he trodded off home and his mummy brought him home, he popped the CD into his computer. After hours of installation and eating cereal, he was ready to endeavor into a world full or war and craft where monsters and goblins crafted war. As he looked up to fellow gamers Cundy and Trawler, he knew that soon he would be at the adept level these heroic soldiers were at. After looking at the various options he had at hand he chose a black human male mage. After leveling him to level 20 he knew it was a mistake after he realized how gay his character was and how Cundy and Trawler would just /spit and /rude him 24/7 like Jack Bauer. This did not intimidate him however, he used his strong and adamant personality (which had been built up by Mr. Harris in various exercises such as splat) to forget about these insults. Later on he found himself a level 57 mage. "WOW" he thought to himself "now I can beat Trawler hes only level 49". So on he went and /w trawler "hey come duel me!". Trawler accepted this offer and wandered to Elwyn forest just outside of Stormwind. "1...2...3....DUEL!" Boom went the polymorph on Trawler. But Alex being complete clopin benson, he did not read the WoW manual which stated directly "HUNTERS HAVE PETS" and as he saw a sheep roaming in circles, he did not realized Levation! A powerful tiger from the sewers of gobaldy gore! Wearing pink socks and leather pajamas Levation prowled onto Mooninite and ate his stinky clothes and mage hat. After being completely embarrassed he realized that he must make a twink like that. So off he went and made a level 19 twink called Mawler, looking up to the almighty Trawler and Peekaystaker. Although he wanted to make this twink so badly, he had to borrow money from the almighty banker, TRAWLERSBANK who lent him money. Being quiet like a person from Israel with a long nose, Alex did not put this into his twink, but rather spent it on snowballs and dancing elfs. Further more he aspired to reach level 70 just as Cundy did but realized the goal was too far away and he just had no hope in gaming. Later on in his 'aspiring' life he purchased such games as Counter Strike Source, Half Life, Fallout 7, S-Club 7 come back part 4, and finally but sadly Braz: Shop till you drop!. Unfortunately he realized that this gaming experience had deteriorated him to nothing but a naked 17 year old boy in front a dell computer watching illegal images of horses and other various farm animals.