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{|style="border-spacing:8px;margin:0px -8px" {|width="100%" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5" style="vertical-align:top;background-color:#f5fffa" ! Morning After Report -- 03.02.07 Good morning bowling fans, today’s report is brought to you by the fine folks at Wonder Bread. Wonder Bread – for toast, it’s the best.And speaking of toast, last nights action saw the DT’s go against Man On. That Jerry Fial sure grates on my nerves. Since when is deadwood illegal? (‘cept of course on a honeymoon…)
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Not playing with a full deck, er lineup, the DT’s decided to take on a sub. Mike O, a Falls Church refugee (made alleyless by a partial roof collapse) filled in for the ailing Duckman. (eh Ducky – Birdie wants to know if the runs are still the runs if they’re of the projectile variety…)

The games were close, particularly the first one. Stevie was seen filling out his ABC retirement papers, when all of a sudden, he STRUCK! HE STRUCK. HE STRUCK AGAIN! AND AGAIN! The crowd of 4 went wild as he closed out the game with a 6 bagger to finish with a team high 200! Turdz 2, Men 0.

Game two saw Men up with 2 frames left. 5 opens in the last 2 frames saw them go from 40 up to 40 down. Turdz 4, Men 0.

Game three saw more of the same, Men up, men down. They were toast. Turdz over Men 7-0.

Next week, the 2nd place DT’s face, and I’ll say this rather gravely (that’s for you Chris), the Uglies. 8 out of first…

Danny