User:CmdrDan/Tonight Show Mathematics

Tonight Show Popular Mathematics + - X / Jimmy is disturbed that American kids' ranked 30th in terms of their Math skills. Jimmy believes the problem is that today's kids "just can't relate to old-fashioned things like numbers." Therefore, he's updated Math "to make the equations about stuff modern kids can relate to":
 * March 17, 2014
 * Leprechaun + Newt Gingrich = E.L. Fudge
 * Mackerel + Michael Moore = Macklemore
 * Drew Carey + Wind = Drew Brees
 * Oscar Mayer + Marc Anthony = Anthony Weiner
 * [creepy doll from] Chucky + Elton John = Clay Aiken
 * Dream Catcher + A Pile of Scarves = Steven Tyler
 * Rob Ford + Usher - A Shirt = Justin Bieber
 * Ice T + Jack Lemmon = Arnold Palmer
 * John Travolta + John Travolta = Jorn Traveldis