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Miffy Goes To School

One day, Miffy heard Mother Bunny calling and leaped out of bed, remembering that today was her first day of school! She got dressed quickly and ran downstairs. Mother Bunny laughed and gave her her packed lunch, consisting of a carrot sandwich and hay flavoured yoghurt. Mother, asked Miffy. Will you come to school with me? I'm rather nervous, you see. Of course! replied Mother Bunny, and together, they set off. On the way, they met Barny Bear. Hello Barny! exclaimed Miffy. Are you going to school too today? Yes Miffy, I am! replied Barny Bear happily. Would you like to walk to school together? Miffy replied yes, and Mother Bunny gave Miffy a kiss and left her with Barny. On they walked, until they saw Gilly Giraffe. Hello Miffy! Hello Barny! she smiled happily. Are you two going to school? May I walk with you? Miffy and Barny said yes, and on they walked. But suddenly Miffy stopped. What's wrong, Miffy? her friends asked. But Miffy was not in this world. Suddenly, she raised her right fluffy paw then slammed it down onto her thigh, thrusting upwards as she did so, and began to play the best air guitar solo the world has ever known. Then she took out a dagger and killed everyone. The end. By Dora, dedicated to Jonny.