User:Cobrastarship13/Whale Game

The Whale Game

The Whale Game is an offshoot of the game Punch Buggy. It is a game created by 2 students in Cincinnati, Ohio who feel the need to spread the love of the game to the world.

Definition
whale (noun):an extremely fat woman who can be identified by a frontal orb

History
The game was created by two students in Cincinnati, Ohio who drove by a fat girl every day. Eventually they started making whale calls and through this they came up with the inspiration for the game.

Rules
1. Spot a whale

2. Make a whale call

3. Punch your friends

Sub Rules
1. Whale MUST be a woman with a frontal orb

2. No playing in the car (you pass too many people and there is driver risk)

3. Punches are non transferable (must be used in the same day)

4. If your teacher is a whale you may not do whale calls in class, however if you see her in the hall, call away