User:Cockroach88/sandbox

Uniroachers is a two-man army with a Cockroach as its leader and a unicorn as its sidekick. It was first created in 2015 and has been gaining popularity ever since. The cockroach proves to be the brains of the two and is supposed to make all the important decisions while the s-t-u-p-i-d unicorn, just yell 24/7. The unicorn also hates chocolate which is totally unacceptable by pretty much every community around the world and thus she needs to stop hating chocolate. Cockroach possess some very admirable qualities and traits such as having sensible life goals and being lazy. Very, VERY lazy. The unicorn however, wants a subway monkey which we're damn sure isn't even a thing.