User:Cody Pierce

Mooger
A Mooger is a terrifying 1/4th man, 3/4th couger that has been sighted around Camp Cispus in Washington state. It is said to also be 1/28th ninja, but these claims have yet to be proven. Some believe that the Mooger was just made up by the camp fire committee, but these accusations are actually false, seeing as how the Mooger attacked some campers during the 2008 Leadership Camp campfire.

Diet
the average 8ft. tall Mooger eats a variety of forest delicacies including Moose, Campers, Bears, Sloth, and many other mammals. In some cases when no other food source is available, forest shrubbery such as mushrooms, cafeteria food, tree bark, and grass will be eaten in small amounts, just enough to keep the manimal from starving.

Living Quarters
When coming to where this ferocious manimal lives, it is said that the Mooger is actually quite civilized. Although living in a cave covered up by a fallen tree, and disguised to look like normal ground, the Mooger has acquired expensive tastes in furniture. Some of the items the Mooger is known to have inside of his Den of Doom include a 50" Plasma, and the entire Hardy Boys collection.

Freetime
During its freetime, the Mooger likes playing 'Would you rather' and pwning noobs on World of Warcraft. The Mooger hates DOTA and thus refuses to play it. Other activities include reading, writing, and scaring kids from Leadership camp.