User:Cody tierney/sandbox

Cody Brian Tierney
Cody Brian Tierney is and always will be the greatest man to walk the face of the earth, why, you ask? Cody once seduced a shark while making love to a dolphin. You must be wondering how this great man came to be, and i will answer this question. once long a go zeus and xena made passionate love for seven days until the "big bang" (ejaculation). and this is where our story starts, for you see i had a very normal childhood. you know the normal stuff such as wrestling bears and pimping hoes. i was a virgin until i was 7 you see until the day of my 7th birthday in which i had my first foursome with russian supermodels. (not the nasty anorexic looking ones the nice ones kind of like kate uptons body) I then became a man, now lets skip ahead a few years to the age of 18 i now had 6 children all named jack. This was when i became an international assassin.