User:Codyclovis

Joey Couch was born over 1,000 years ago in a small farming village in the peaceful community of Tokyo. From an early age it was clear that Joey was meant for greatness. At the age of five he invented the world's first bar of soap out of human fat that he took from his own flesh. Ergo his -5 body fat.

His early childhood and adolescence was some of the happiest times of his life. This happiness was not to last. When the brutality of Godzilla was unleashed on his homeland Joey was among the first to strike back against the foul beast.