User:CokenLargu

One direction infection is known as the all time HD AIDS going around the country to mad innocent teenage girls, The infection means they wake up in the morning singing things like: My life would suck without you, then make out with their posters, it's a sad and worrying thing, lucking the boys love it, and do naughty things with themselves over pictures of themselves, with lots of eager girls watching, sometimes paying the boys to let them do it to them for them, even some boys are completely in love with these sexy beasts, including Louis Walsh, although he was always a bit camp... Seen who he picks? Jedward and Wagner. What a threesome.

And, to add on to this. How many people are to do naughty things with their TV's? Don't wanna know ;) <3

Okay, so it's all over and as we know this is a time for crying but hey! they've been sighed! ;) And so yeah, I spent a fiver on a signed pic of the boys as they're (new word for you here to add to your urban dictionary) Sexable (and no, I have no idea what an urban dictionary is...) and yes, the boys are back in town.. hopefully my town.. my bed.. soon, as this snow is cold. :) xx