User:Coladuck

Through great minds, great users are created. Once these users are created, it is hard to ever forget them. I am one of these many users.

Cola+Duck+Utter epicness and awesomeness= the greatest user ever created.

I can prove this. But first you must learn a few postulates and theorems: Common Sense Postulate- If an object is sentient or can perform basic functions, then it is subject to common sense Common Sense Theorem- If an object is subject to common sense, then common sense can be exhibited by this object, thus making the common sense true. Awesomeness Theorem- If an object, organism, idea, etc. portrays awesomeness in any way, then it is awesome. The same level of awesomeness can not be owned by two different objects, regardless of origin, location, etc.

Now to begin my proof:

Assume by way of contradiction that the combination of cola, duck, and Utter epicness and awesomeness is NOT the greatest user ever created. This would mean that there is a greater user out there. Through the Awesomeness Theorem, Coladuck is awesome, and no one owns the same level of awesomeness. This contradicts the given, so Coladuck is the best User out there.

That should do it.