User:ColbertRulesWikipedia

This user strongly upholds and encourages all things Stephen Colbert. Without Colbert, bridges and minor league hockey team mascots would not have names, and wikiality and truthiness would run amuck. Also, we must all give praise to Mr. Colbert for helping the population of elephants grow sharply simply by the supreme power of his voice alone.

We forsake all others (except for Papa Bear -- as we all know, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery) as we strive to help Stephen's fight against Reality, as it has become a commodity.

ALL HAIL COLBERT! And God Bless Walt Disney for freeing the slaves!