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Donkephant Party (1999-Present)

The People’s Party of Neither Donkeys or Elephants, commonly referred to as the DonkEphet Party, is a minor party in the United States, has no rivals except itself, as it is not well enough received due to its difficult stances on issues. The party is named against the animals for the two major parties in the US, the Republicans and Democrats. They hold values that neither of the parties would ever choose to voice, and as such, the DonkEphant party’s platform is often seen as a joke.

Chairperson:              Donald Tom “Romney” Pence Clinton Perez

Elected members:      Literally nobody

Founded:                    April 1st, 1999; 18 years ago

Preceded by:              Lauver’s Surprise Party

Headquarters:            300 Munn Street

Hazard, Nebraska

68844

Youth wing:               Calfoals for future DonkEphantism

Ideology:                   Changes drastically daily, difficult to pin down current stance at

any given time

The DonkEphant party has historically not existed, but it is growing in popularity due to people losing faith in both of the political parties it contradicts. Their stance of being “not like anyone else”. Under these strange and untrusting times, the DonkEphant Party is now pulling more voters than ever before, obtaining .01% of the presidential votes in the 2016 election, an increase of nearly 250% over previous elections.

“We keep our promises just as well as the other guy”

Party Platform:

On border control: If a wall is to be built between U.S and Mexico, it should wrap around the rest of the United States as well in order to protect the citizens from everything, including the beaches.

On gay marriage: All marriages, regardless of between opposite and same-sex couples, should be considered gay, as the human race is comprised of only “homo”sapiens.

On marijuana: Since Marijuana is an organically grown plant, the DonkEphats will fight to not only legalize it but also to make it available in all farmers markets.

On education: Higher education is favored so much that funding will be increased in order to raise the height of all school roofs.

On defense: Once the wall around is built around the country, the military will no longer be necessary and will retire to play golf with the president.

On healthcare: Instead of just giving free healthcare, every household will have an on-site doctor paid by their taxes, which will now be 80% of their earnings.

On gun control: Instead of creating restrictions on guns, the government will arm the people with labelmakers, as anything that is not a weapon should clearly be labeled as such.

On foreign conflicts: Instead of arguing over whether to be diplomatic or militaristic, whenever a threat is made on the country we will not hesitate to use one of the atomic bombs that have been collecting dust in the white house basement

On energy: Every household will have a nuclear power plant in their homes and the light will be provided by radioactive citizens