User:Cole.sprouse.is.great

I dont really know what to write on this so I'm going on a long rant. Okay let's do this.............. I only used this particular user name because Cole Sprouse is the best person alive (and also because my name had been taken)but anyways ...........you know what I'm bored I'm just going to be stupid and tell my life story ............. I was born on february 18th (I forget what year and I'm to lazy to do the math). And according to my mother I had yellow skin, yes you heard me YELLOW SKIN (if your worried about me you should be even more worried about my brother he was blue when he was born)I was the oldest and still am of my family. When i was 3 my sister was born and on the day she came home i made sure to tell her who was boss(I'm still not the boss to this day) i vividly remember my mother going to the bathroom leaving me and my sister in the room on my own, so I took advantage of that and started pulling out her eyelashes, but lucky for her our mother came back just in time to save some of the eyelashes she had left. This eyelash incident is the only reason I can hove for my sister having abnormally long eyelashes to this day.

When I was 5 my brother was born(yes he was blue) and hell was let loose he was (and still is) a complete manic, he hasn't even gone through puberty yet and he's as tall as me and I'm 5 years older than him 5 whole years people!!

My life carried on (I was extremely traumatized.yes )and when i was 7 my youngest sister was born ,this one was worse and louder than my whole family put together. The problem was that she had these massive big cute puppy eyes and no one could bring themselves to give out to her except me (dont think I'm evil, she is a complete devel . She is the devil) like for example yesterday she got my earphones and you know if you take off the squishy bits and look inside theres a black sort of mesh thing on the surface ? (I bet nobody understands what I'm talking about but just go with it guys) my sister stuck a stick down my earphones and now they dont work and I'm going on a massive road trip today and i can't listen to music now (thanks sis you ruined my life). Oh but dont worry I'm plotting my revenge, she wont know what hit her ..........(imagine a evil man curling his moustache right now ,except with my face)

Literally up until I was 10 I was a complete loser geek, then I started to dance and I realised I was actually pretty good at it , not bragging or anything but the team I was on actually won 2 world titles I have the medals for proof if anyone thinks I'm lying. I quit dancing after my 3rd worlds and focused on sport, when I was 12 I made my county team and we very almost won the national title.

Just a couple weeks ago now I started 7th grade, (for the British year 7, and the irish 1st year ) well anyway because of me being a loser up until 4th grade everyone still treated me like one until 6th grade , but now with my new school and my new friends I'm pretty much one of the main girls in my grade all the guys talk about me and my friends and they even sit at our table sometimes , but before it was just me and my anime addicted friend sitting together in the corner of the cafeteria (dont worry shes found new friends). I'm really happy now thank you life xx

P.s the last line just sounded soooooo cheesy there