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Mechaladeen

Mechaladeen, pronounced “me-kala-deen”, is a word which originated from the deep slumbers of the depths of a Sir David “Mechalamaker” Yue’s voice box. Said word is so powerful it is said to be nearly as powerful as a certain David Torrance’s Burps, which are said to only be heard by those worthy of the might of said burp, but no matter how worthy they are they can not replicate them to anywhere near the impeccable standards of which eh creates. Anyway, sidetracked by brilliance for a second there, Mechaladeen is a word created by David Yue in the damp halls of Dalziel High School and was firstly used as an insult against the defenceless Mohamed Abu “Apple Packer” Majid. Apple Packer soon became used to this insult, which was neither derogatory or offensive as it was literally made up, and Yue grew tired of his responses, thus meaning he started saying it inside of every day sentence, words or phrases. David Torrance was the next to level up this phrase when he managed the unimaginable effort of saying this unAllah-ly phrase while burping. This gave the phrase a legendary status and made David² an absolutely unbeatable force.

Teshalakek

Teshalakek, pronounced “tesh-ala-kek” was another phrase created by Yue and was used in the same respect, after also losing its power of annoying Apple Packer Yue then forced it upon his friends and family thus meaning it reached its legendary status of allowing David Torrance to burp the phrase leading it to develop into an almost worthy opponent for the mighty “Mechaladeen”, but, however, no phrase will ever match this Allah level word.

Jonathan James Shields

Jonathan “Jonny” Shields is an impeccable individual who is not credited enough for his contribution to the phrases. David Yue may have created the phrase Teshalakek but the infamous Mechaladeen was created by none other than Jonathan. Jonny said this phrase at the age of 14 in his National 5 English class. He was, as they say, ripping the pish out of Callum Fulton’s handwriting by turning it upside down and proclaiming it was Arabic. He then attempted to pronounce the phrase and it verbalised as the phrase Mechaladeen. Jonathan never received the credit he should have for this phrase as everyone believes it was David Yue who created it.

David Yue

David Yue is highly considered the cofounder of Mechaladeen but was the solo created of Teshalakek. Teshalakek isn’t as popular as the widely known Mechaladeen but is still all as credible a phrase, but with slightly less zing and power when used. Some say that David Yue almost copy and pasted the format for Mechaladeen by simply marking full a word and saying it in an Arabic accent, while also using it to get in the tits of Apple Packer until the novelty of it’s insult wore off and it too became just a throw away phrase. David Yue has made this phrase his own and has planned to get it tattooed on his skin and to change his middle name to “Teshalakek”.

David Torrance

David Torrance is commonly known for his burps. They are powerful, strong, pungent and leave a lingering feeling of dread and despair, but at the same time also a feeling of powerlessness and unholy-ness: this is due to the fact that they are extremely powerful and grotesque. David Torrance burped both of these phrase bringing more might and power to them than ever before. David isn’t credited as highly as the other two men but is still credited highly for his contribution to this art form.