User:Colonel Louis

Sir Louis Von Dixon was a mysterious person, well known in the late 1400's. He is suspected to have comitted crimes in the dozens; from shoplifting to illegal supermarket bonfires, he is one of the "Rowdy Few", a name from a late supermarket attendant. His involvement in wars are rumors, although many believe that he is responsible for the 2nd World War, although his involvement has never been proven. Louis has also proven to numerous bank tellers that wearing orange does not make you queer.

The violence involved with Sir Louis is not 100 % accurate, and how he got knighted will never be known.1 Although the high priests of egypt found Sir Louis's knock-knock jokes quite amusing, there is no real proof that he ever made the sphink's nose fall off by coughing too loud. (This piece of information is terribly irrevelent, but, I am afraid I dont really give a toss).

Sir Louis's popularity is negligible, even though he still managed to train the Great Hornet-People of '64. This act of bravery, and stupidity, was very badly acknowlegded by the people of Arizona who started the mighty "Moses" campaign of 400 BC. Sir Louis quickly disposed of the bad publicity by shooting himself three times in the head. It severed many vital arteries, veins, he lost an estimated 4 billion brain cells, as well as losing operation of his spinal celebrum, paralysing him for life. After he recovered from these injuries he spent the next two years travelling and exploring bee hives. 2

The origin of Louis is suspected to be of Irish, but when questioned the leprachauns refused profusely to state any information publicly.

Sir Louis Von Dixon (1373 - ???) is a mysterious and fascinating person to learn about. Please do not delete this information as it is for a school comedy project, and must be handed in.

Footnotes -

1. The only information that an informant would give out was the fact that Sir Louis attacked the Queen with a very sharp stick until she granted him knightship. Oh, wait, yes we do know how it happened.

2. The bees he studied were not very co-operative to be killed, as Sir Louis wanted. This disagreement caused a great uprising but was finally settled. See Bee Massacres for more details.

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