User:Colonel McCobb

Colonel McCobb is a demon-controlled (occasionally possessed) ear of corn. He is the mascot, mouthpiece and supreme ruler of an independent multimedia entertainment group known as Corn on the Macabre.

According to company legend, the Colonel frequently visits the dreams of a select group of people who inhabit our earth. There, he reveals what is happening in a town called McCobb, MS, which apparently exists in an alternate universe, on an alternate earth. These individuals enlightened by the Colonel are known collectively as his No Margerine Soldiers. Using various entertainment mediums, the Soldiers communicate the Colonel's revelations to the rest of our world.

As for the Colonel's motivation, he allegedly cites his ruler, a renegade demon named Kyle. This demon is said to pass information to the Colonel, unbeknownst to the Devil, himself. Supposedly, the McCobb, MS tale holds the key to saving our earth from impending doom.