User:Colonel Robert E. Hogan

Hi there. Welcome to my barracks, or, more or less, my Wikipedia user page. If you didn't intend on coming here, well, just get to the rendezvous point, where an English sub will pick you up to take you to England. Or, in this case, if you want to go to the Russian Front like a certain General said, take Colonel Klink with you.

I am really busy, and edit the site only from time to time. Also, despite my name, I am in no way affiliated with fellow Wikipedian Colonel Wilhelm Klink, who is another Hogan's Heroes fan, who, since 2016, has had an account on here, which is five years before I joined. He however, did inspire me to join Wikipedia under this username. I'm semi-active, so I'm not really here that much.