User:Colonel Wilhelm Klink/Great gift ideas

Have you ever found yourself wanting to give a gift to a fellow Wikipedian? It's understandable; such gestures are considered to be kind and appreciative, and they help build trust and understanding between editors. Can't figure out what to give? That's where this guide comes in! Neither the author of this page, Wikipedia, or the Wikimedia Foundation is responsible for any legal trouble, physical harm, or other unpleasant goings-on which may result from the giving of any recommended gifts, or of suggestions of such givings of said recommended gifts, or of not giving any gifts at all, in any plausible or implausible way, shape, or form, for any reason whatsoever. By giving any suggested gifts, you agree to this term. Ha ha; you can't sue me now if you get your ass kicked, sucker!