User:Colonel must

ABOUT Also known as "King" Musty. Founder of the "Mustys" he is both revered and feared in many circles. He enjoys a fine lager but has also been known to drink a day old table beer with the same appreciation and ferocity. His general disregard for all things appropriate is matched only by his love of controlled substances. He's been known to ruin a "Jack and Jill" as if it were the actual wedding. Loved by many, hated by most likely just as many.

HABITAT Any place that alcoholic beverages are sold. A safe bet would be "Bollocks" (copyright) pub located in Pickering. Also been known to frequent peeler bars and friends basements after 3 am.