User:Comedypartnership/Andrew Morrison

If i had a hammer
Andrew Morrison is a comedian from Aberdeen, Scotland. He started his working life in the hospitality trade which soon spurred him on to stand up comedy as his quote "hospitality has a real gift in making you less hospitible" sums up. He has been on stage for the last 4 years and has been writing materiel for other comedians for 2. His style has been likened to "a crude Eddie Izzard" and "angrier Bill Hicks". He has caused some controversy with his no holds barred routines and out-spoken opinions on everything from chavs and the upper classes to one eyed midgets and the obese. He plans to have a place at the Edinburgh Festival in 2011 entitled "If I had a hammer...I'd kill you".