User:Commander Cool, part deux

=Commander Cool, part deux=

Commander Cool
Commander Cool started his days as a young larva struggling out of his mucous-laden hole-in-the-ground. After some time spent wriggling disgustingly (and slightly jelly like) in the sunlight, this maggot created a coccoon (or pupa) and, eight years later, emerged as the dapper young man we all know and love as the unforgetable, indispensable, irregretable Commander Cool.

Comm. Cool (who worked his way through the Cool Army ranks rather speedily, due to his innate awesomeness) has been known to hang around such miscreants as General Jimbo, Private Public, and TODD MICHAEL SCHWARTZMAN (revered by most as a High Deity). Rumors abound as to the exact number of females who find the Commander attractive, but let those rumors be laid to rest, as the exact number is: all of them.

Yes, Commander Cool is, well, cool. So feel free to talk to him, whether it be about his mucous-laden past, his innate awesomness, or his connections with the divine (i.e., TODD SCHWARTZMAN).

For more kicks and giggles, try here.

Commander Cool--NOW PART DEUX!!!!
Yes my children, it's quite true, Commander Cool has returned to the wonderful world of Wiki! But this time, due to some unforseen technical issues (apparently it helps to remember one's password and old email address...huh...), the old form of his alter ego, found here, is non-functional, leading to the Commander's amazing rebirth as Commander Cool, part deux!! Yes, my friends, enemies, and user:Ambi, I, the good (heck--the GREAT) Commander return, perhaps never to leave again...

But, little ones, it is time to say good bye for now, as the good Commander must depart to things far more interesting and far less...internet-necessary. Yes, young ones, I am back. Be prepared for awesomeness on a scale never before thought humanly possible!!

As if it just couldn't get any better!!!
As of 4 February 2009...

"Sabbatical 2: The Revenge" is done! That's right, the beautiful beast we all call Commander Cool has returned from parts unknown in deepest, darkest, most uncharted Nunavut to plague the 'pedia once again! Lock up your daughters and lock down your edits, we're in for a WILD RIDE!

Various
As you may notice, I have received the Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar. Not to brag or anything, but...

Well, actually, it's the first (and...so far...only) award-like object I've gotten here, so I've decided to display it proudly on my userpage. Yeah.

Hey, I made my first actual article today: Todd Michael Schwartzman, about the minor Disney Channel actor and singer who just happens to live foor dorms down from me (it's a LEGITIMATE ARTICLE though). I think it turned out all right, if only a little scanty; I'm guessing I'll be getting a message soon about its imminent deletion, as Todd's isn't exactly the most necessary article in this encyclopedia.

Enlightenment
The mysterious bowels of the corrupt physical earth had no claim on the Light that is Commander Cool! That's right, everyon'es favorite Wikipedian has progressed beyond the restraints of corruptible flesh and gained immortality throughout the aeons--what was once merely a Commander, is now...Metatron Trismegistus!