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Bananaisim
Bananaisim is a religion which does the acts of worshiping bananas. (A person who follows Bananaisim is a Bananaist)

Quick Disclaimer: All of the stories are in a diffrent galaxy far away from our galaxy.

Gods: Banaenayii & Bananajaiay (Both married, no children. Leaders of the Banaenaytista Empire)

Celebrating Days: Induere Banana Day (9th May), The Great Banana War Anniversary (27th September)

Celebrating Days about: Induere Banana Day is a day where bananaists have to wear a banana on top of their heads to show their actions of worshiping the Banana and to see how much they enjoy worshiping bananas.

The Great Banana War was a extremley terrible war (about 186,000x worse than WWII) that took place 2 million years ago in Tarnidashu and had 234 trillion bananas participate in the war, over 14 trillion bananas were confirmed dead and over 71 trillion were heavily injured & wounded, half of the deaths were due to diseases like Gartunarr and Subjack-12. The war was caused to see which of the three banana empires is the strongest and the losing empires would have to join the winning empire and give them all their valuables. The war was between Barnoina, Banatuia & Banaenaytista. The war lasted for over 349 years and the winning empire was Banaenaytista. Since they won they got so many secrets and valuables that they invented teleportation.

The story of the Banana Gods: About 5 million years ago a banana named Banaenayii got crowned king of the Banaenaytista Empire, He got married to a banana named Bananajaiay and she got crowned Queen. After a few months the banana rulers started to mould and the bananas weren't happy about it especially since they made pretty smart decisions and rose the economy by 290% on their first month but now they were dying. A few of the scientists who were working on finding a cure for mould realized it was biologically impossible to create a cure for mould and they had to admit to the public that the leaders would die in a few short days, but that didn't make the scientists hopeless of finding a cure. They were 85% through a breakthrough and they spent all of their seconds and minutes trying to create a cure. It was the presumed last minute of the leaders' lives. The scientists were not hopeless however as they had tested a few substances that worked against mould and granted 20 million years of life they speculated (To bananas it feels like 200 billion years) they just had to mold it right and make it safe for consumption. They immediately rushed to the house of the leaders and gave it to them with high expectations. They also made 10,000 copies just in case and made them all taste sweet. The leaders said the taste was very refreshing and nice. The scientists waited a few minutes and then realized that the cure had worked!!! :D!!! The leaders were saved! Everybody was happy and was also willing to get a cure for mould (Anetfinga-91) as it was completely free.

Now that they were all almost immortal they spread around their home planet, destroying 237 empires and making them the 2nd biggest and powerfull empire on their planet. Then The Great Banana War happened. The leaders didn't do much action but they did send out all of the forces they had against the other 2 empires. Banaenayii participated in the war for 42 minutes until he got brutally wounded by an acid and gas suprise attack by Barnoina, Scientists were able to fix him up in 10 minutes but now he has PTSD and it's hard for him to go to sleep every night. Banaenaytista won the war and built a phasegate and bananas were starting to become a type 3 civillization (on the Kardashev Scale) Banaenayii & Bananajaiay were now considered The Banana Gods. We don't know what happened after but we do know that bananas arrived on earth but the extremely diffrent enviorment made them paralized and de-anetfinga-91ed and humans have reproduced them & eaten them. The reason they arrived was on purpose because scientists learned that every single banana eaten would give The Banana Gods 0.000000005 more IQ points, and since humans consume 300 million bananas each day, every day The Banana Gods get 1.5 IQ points more which means they would get about 550 more IQ points in a human year. We don't know how possibly intelligent these bananas can get but we do know that they are out there, somewhere in the cosmos and the bananas on earth are sacrificed souls that gave up their lives to make The Banana Gods a little bit more smarter. We don't know any more information about The Banana Gods.