User:Conan1987

DAS:SHOP is the infinitely large supermarket in which all galaxies, Univereses and dimentions are contained. Das:shop sells not only these universes, galaxies and dimentions, but also all of the objects which have existed and ever will exist within them. For example, you can buy the same shirt you are wearing right now, as well as a paticular pile of soil you remeber seeing. Essentially, everything you can imagine is for sale in Das:shop... EVERYTHING! Das:shop is rectangular, white in colour and composed of mile thick acrylic plasitic. The only other features which exist on the blank plastic exterior of Das:shop is a single door at the front along with "DAS:SHOP" whritten in black "Comic Sans" letters. The owner of DAS:SHOP is Burning Shoes Chogie, the illigitimate son of God. Burning Shoes Chogie runs das:shop well and perminantly awaits a customer to his Ultra-market. The music played in Das:shop is provided by Peter Gabriel, who repeatedly recites the lyrics of "Sledge Hammer" repeatedly for all eternity, without once drawing breath. If you would like to learn more about DAS:SHOP contact me at withamalex14@hotmail.com