User:Confused sappho

Nice to meet you. ConfusedSappho, reporting for duty. Seeing as I seem to spend most of my time on this website anyway, I figured I might as well do my bit to help out. I'm a 17 year old sydneysider who, like all of you I'm sure, thoroughly enjoys reading synopses of obscure subjects on this here website. And if I can, I intend to make those synopses as informative and accurate as possible.