User:Conkerisnuts

Mark player is 20 years old

He loves the cockrel fighting, he loves to lick popsicles. One animal he loves to stroke, is the cockrel. Man does he love cockrels. Dude not even joking, cockrels are his favourite. His favourite meal is roast cockrel. he loves the juices that emit from cockrels as they are cooked. If you were to ask Mark "What is your favourite past time?" he would repsond by telling you the following in answer:

"I love stroking cockrels. That is a passion of mine. I also like Analysing texts written by John Steinbeck"

In 1997 Mark was subjected to 4 hours of torture and a loss of about 5 pounds, when he saw the movie "Titanic". Unlucky thought I. Alas, He got that money back by getting himself a cockrel.

It was a sad day for his family in 1999 when Mark revealed to them that he was well into analysing texts.

They were further disgusted when he let them know his little secret - a specialisation in John Steinbecks novels. They had to let him stay in the house, however, as they had chained him in 3 days earlier, and had lost the key to the lock. Removing him from the house would have caused superficial damage to the wall of their house.

To end this brief definition of Mark Player, we shall tell you of his middle name. DAVID.