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Greenitice
Greenitice is a disease, common in Midwestern American folklore, particularly in the Twin Cities area. The disease purportedly a viral infection that turns the skin green. It was popularized in the winter of 2018 by an unnamed American journalist who goes by the pseudonym "The lady who played the piano". The disease is not fatal, but is easily treated by topical creams or ingestion of caffeinated beverages, (i.e. coffee or tea).

This is an artist's rendition of an afflicted person. Greenitis spreads to the arms and legs, and then the face, where it becomes most obvious.