User:Connor harlow

Connor Harlow is a beautiful man. Connor William Harlow was born as a small water dwelling dinosaur in the Appellation Mountains. He then morphed into a super saiyan and was recruited into the teenage mutant ninja turtle fighting squad. After many wondrous years playing tiny children's sports with a pizza in one hand and a katana blade in the other, he stumbled upon something very magical. Was it a girl? No. a drug you ask? Defiantly not. It was the TROMBONE. Yes, the TROMBONE. Through many years of hard work and nothing else to do but play his trombone, Connor started to get good. Then, on a cold winter's night, he met this funky kid at this silly school event. This funky kids name was Scott Wittla. Scott asked Connor if he would join his ska band called screeching owl pellets, be he thought nothing of it at the time. Connor talked Scott a few weeks later and made his decision final, Connor would indeed join the Screeching Owl Pellets to later be renamed, ALL TIME FAVORITE…