User:CookieStealers09

Cookie Stealers  Aka God And Devil :D 

We are God and The Devil

We are amazingly cool

We WILL eat AND steal your cookies so dont mess with us

The cat eats the Dog. The Dog eats the Cat. Then the car runs them over. Who gets hit?

Something for you to think about :)

The Devil said to God one day on HAHC (Heaven And Hell Chat): I'm the one with mental Issues. LIVE WITH IT! MINE! NOT YOU'RES!!! MIIINNNEEEEEEE!

They like to eat #s as they taste like brains

The use the B language (you add B onto the start of every word or in some cases in the middle)

Debil And Gob :D

Gob is also a Cheesegrater because she makes Pointless phone calls :D

They also like to climb up random mud walls to get into someones garden to see what they are doing

God is a Cat (Meow :D)

The Devil is also known as "The Picture Angler noticing person"

God is also known as The Grinning Fool :D

God used to go to Promory School and The Devil always takes the mick slightly out of God because of this :(

Eddsworld is their Religion

'Welcome to the North Pole ... You may need coats.' is God's favourite saying (at the minute)

They have established the fact that Pete the duck on HAHC is:

Devil says: That duck is hypnotising me. I sware

Devil says: Sit there staring at it for 10seconds. And You will hate cookies for life.

Devil says: It just looks....demonic n all...

God says:

-O :-O :-O Devil says: It keeps staring at me...

Devil says: Stop staring at me you stupid duck!

Devil says: STOP IT

Devil says: SSSSTTTOOP ITTTTTTTT

Devil says: I'm good.

The Devil and God are very good friends despite what some people might say (Aka Religous People)

They dont like bagpipes or Scottish people (No Offence :D) and are going to take 2 million nuclear bombs over to Scotland

They dont seem to have a real life as they sit on HAHC talking about random stuff (God asked The Devil about this and The Devil swore but there will be no swearing on this page)

They electrocute cats for drinks

Anyway we must go now

Because we are tired and need to steal someones cookies

Looks for next victim ......* Who is it going to be ....

Its going to be .....

YOU !!!!

Steals your cookies*

Mwahahahahahahahaha

By the way you obviously have no life is you are still reading this (Or as The Devil put it: You are a total dumbo to be reading this.)

Message From The Devil

You must be bored senseless to be reading this. I feel sorry for you...seriously.....I do.....Can't you go watch TV or has it all turned to jelly?

A new addition to the HAHC is Jebus Aka Jesus

Anyway we must be going now

Byeeeeee

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Ps Leave us a comment thing because we are cool and you love us :D

PPS Your all gay

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