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Zachariah Joseph Ehler (13 February 1988 -) is a collegiate Ultimate Frisbee player for the Wisconsin Hodags. Nicknamed "Turtle", is the only Hodag in history to survive a second subjection to the Goat. He cut his teeth terrorizing the Western Pennsylvania High School Ultimate leagues, and was much hyped during his transition between High School and Colllege.