User:Cookman 3/Lish

Licious, more commonly known as lish or Turlzey Theo Doropoulos, is a fictional character who resides in the small town of yallambie. His characteristics cover an array of notable traits you'll witness. The first being an outrageous shitman, a common trait of those who tend not to like photos on social media outlets, but go down the horrific and controversial path of only commenting on them. In some nations, this offence is punishable by public sphincter tampering. Furthermore, lish's love for famed singer Taylor swift has landed him in some hot water recently. On her recent tour, lish was placed on the possible sex offenders list due to various violations too sickening to divulge on. Swift was quoted to say, "who is this sicko, apparently he wanted to flick my spick and shmick my wick, what is this". Later reports suggest swift plans on a future album prospect based on the sex fiend. An all round lovable chap, his expectations to slay on Gold Coast schoolies have reached an all time high on the Australian news polls. The herald sun have given him a "ten minge a day" rating, placing him amongst the highest. The low key yallambie youngen has a bright future ahead of him