User:Coolblondie

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Coolblondie or CB has a weird obbsession with cheese.

THIS IS THE CHEESE MISSION STATEMENT AND NATIONAL ANTHEM. Cheese and cheeze-els, turkeys and Mcgurkeys, Cheese and cheeze-els, turkey and lurkey............. together...........................RE-UNITED!

LIFE: BORN:1290,12/3 DEATH:UNKNOWN SPECIES:Vampire DIET:Consists of human Blood, chicken and cheese (any type)- except for Blue cheese.

FACTS: 0. Tessa is god 1. did you know that ducks are actually horses in disguise? 2. did you know that penguins are extinct? 3. The dodo bird is still alive and are actually midgetinos in suits. 4. Penguins are not a real animal they are midget eskimos in suits with their traditional orange pointy hat which continuosly falls down from the top of their head to their mouth area.(this is what people mistake as a beak.) Also each different species of 'penguin' is a different tribe. 5. llamas love to tap dance. 6. monkeys are lady gagas secret agents which are high on marrawana. 7. humans are not dinosaurs they are oversized rats 8. did you know that people are like blue cheese, they smell and have random dots (freckles, warts, moles, unknown growths)everywhere. 9. All big cats, cheetahs, leopards, lions, puma,panthas, jaguas, clouded leopard etc. are lions with expensive rich people clothes on. 10. Chiwawas are midgets who have a big attitude.--Coolblondie (talk) 00:23, 10 October 2011 (UTC)--Coolblondie (talk) 00:23, 10 October 2011 (UTC)--Coolblondie (talk) 00:23, 10 October 2011 (UTC)--Coolblondie (talk) 00:23, 10 October 2011 (UTC)

DID U KNOW? DEERS DO NOT HAVE ANTLERS THEY HAVE REMOVABLE PLASTIC HORNS

Did u also know that LLAMAS ARE AMAZING

PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE SO DONT TREAT THEM LIKE A STEEPLE. MAPLE TRRES ARE VEGEMITE.