User:Cooler6475

list of facts of life:
 * gay is a choice
 * jesus smoked pot
 * chuck norris saw jesus smoking his pot and crucified him
 * chuck norris can does not sleep, he waits
 * rian laing IS a woman
 * chinese people can only see directly in front of them
 * it takes 5 idiots to change a light bulb
 * there is, in fact, a black jesus.