User:Cooliomcgee

super coolio
super coolio is when a person is super and coolio.

super coolio people
Danger Dave and Vasco Da Gama

me
I am pretty good at tennis and used to be really good at chess

friends
I have them...     ... I swear!

Danger Dave
Danger Dave is an super coolio person who used to be a dragon slayer.

Danger Dave Quotes
What up Gangsta?! What up Playa?!

riddles
1.Which hand do arabs stir their coffees with?

2.A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come?

3.Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas?

4.If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs to kill 15 rats?

5.In Minnesota, which side of the chickens have more feathers?

6.Rearrange these letters to make one new word: NEW NEW DOOR

7.What do you find in seconds, minutes, and centuries, but not in days, years, or decades?

8.Which is correct: "Seven eights are 54" or "Seven eights is 54" ? 9.What was the U.S. presidents name in 1984?

10.If two men can dig two holes in two days, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?

riddle answers
post your answers here

Jokes
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris was a teen, he had sex with every nun in a small convent in Tuscany. Nine months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated champions in NFL history.

Chuck Norris can stop rock and roll

As a child, Chuck Norris liked to play tennis. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall in tennis.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO CHUCK NORRIS

Jesus wears a "What Would Chuck Norris Do?" bracelet...