User:Cootiebootie2013

Coot(s): /KOOT/(noun, adjective); a person or animal that exemplifies God's ultimate love internally; a coot is not characterized by looks but rather one's true self. When identifying a coot, one sees through to the inner person as completely lovable and endearing-- even the most ugliest creature can be labeled the world's biggest coot. A coot can be a family member, a friend, or a complete stranger.

Side effects upon seeing a coot: urge to bear hug and/or smooch the coot

Forms: coot, coots, cootie, cootiest, cootie cakes, cootarama, cootie bootie, boots (T-9 Slang), bootie, cooterific, cootie wootie, cootastic

Examples: "When I was driving down Main Street yesterday, I saw the cootiest coot crossing the road with his suspenders and flannel t-shirt...I just wanted to stop and get out of my car to hug him."

Created by: Charlotte Houser & Katie Sleezer Originated from the Walsh Family