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ZENITH ZEBRA-READ THIS NOW!!!!!!!! About the book Dragonology

No doubt but there is none other beeste comparable to the mightie dragon in awesome power and majestie, and few so worthie of the diligent studies of wise men -Gildas Magnus, Ars Draconis, 1465

Spell to catch a Dragon (EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!) 1.Take a mirror and sprinkle it with dragon dust (i have some..i know your jealous) 2. then place a sapphire or other treasure outside the dragons lair 3.when dragon emerges to investigate the gemstone,quickly bring out the mirror so dragon sees itself 4.Say "Ecce Narcisso Draconus Attractivae!" the spell will tame dragon-but watch out for when it wears off! THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!!!

While some dragons can read, they cant open secret purple envelopes.

Here are some spells and charms: The Hong Wei Invisibility Spell: Take four freshwater pearls, ground into a powder with dragon horn and jade. Mix this powder into the grease of a freshly killed seven day old koi, and massage liberally all over the clothes and body repeating over and over as a mantra "she zheng wang dong li pa!" the spell lasts 4 hours.

Dr.Dee's Dragon Summonation: Hollow out the horn of a dragon. take it to the high point of a hill that has a barrow, burial mound, or old castle upon it. Turn once about and blow 3 times on the horn before repeating this verse: "Dragon kin that come and go, Come and aid me here below. Serpants one and serpants all, Come and heed my dragon call! FLAMMIFAX! ARFAX! ORFAX! MINIFAX! MAGNIFAX! THORFAX!" the dragons will protect you for one week

AFTER READING THIS YOU ARE A TRUE DRAGON MASTER! CONGRATULATIONS!! THATS JUST SPLENDID!!!!

Signed, The Boisterous Moose Accomplice of Dr.Ernest Drake