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THE LEGENDARY GANK american mythology. first witnessed in 1504, by settler Christian Mckee of the "ligma" tribe based in northern part of the united states. folk lore concludes christian was walking in a wooded terrain and seen what he described as the "legendary gank"

Reports of the gank vary, as the beast was known to be reclusive and feared humanity. But, most accounts of gank sightings describe the cryptyid as a bipedal, heavily muscular, one-eyed, one-horned creature resembling a cow. Members of the tribe of Ligma have wrote that the Gank is 'hella swole and gets the heifers."

Later studies by cryptologist Joshua Mayne revealed that the gank lived in Saskatchewan and that its diet mainly consisted of smaller fauna and now extinct bofa berries, said to grow only in the most remote areas of the now present Saskatchewan territory.