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Tom Cotter
Is the most awesome man alive. He had achieved everything humanly possible at the age of 16 and now he strives for more. In 2010 at the age of 18 he won the world's largest penis award, with no medical help.

Cotter has been involved in the adult film industry under the alias Charlie Parkmore. His debut film, 'Do Me In the Kitchen' Starred Cotter as a door to door Plumber and his co-star, Jenna Jameson was a lonely single mum unable to fix her sink.

Achievements
Seriously what hasn't he achieved. Tom Cotter has won every award out there that is possible to win, including three Emmys, two Golden Globes, a Grammy and the Under 12's junior soccer best and fairest. Cotter has also come up with many inventions, such as a machine that can turn mash potato into solid gold and a pair of shoes so thin that they are practically socks.

Personal Life
At the moment Cotter is in three relationships with Jessica Alba Megan Fox and Miranda Kerr and each night they all have crazy sex orgies. Tom Cotter often keeps in his 2 billion dollar mansion in Malibu, but hes just like any average guy out there, with a bit of extra awesome.