User:Count Bezuhov/sandbox

Count Bezuhov's memoir
The life of Boone is a strange one; filled with adventure, mystery, and Lord of the Rings research. The humble beginnings start at the simple state of Utah. Born on the second number in binary, on the "month of nine" in Latin, and nigh on the millennium. Soon this young male would go and have grand adventures, and daring and difficult surgeries.

Life
The frugal genesis of the magical, "Boone-a-corn" is a myth that has been passed down for 2 years. It started in the harsh year of, 2011, when the legendary "Chewbaccacabras" stumbled across the beast and were so appalled that they laughed for hours on end, not evilly, of course, for they were benevolent. They soon welcomed him into their gaggle of merry friends. With many Monte Python quotes said, and Gollum impressions made, the happy group was, sadly, split, and the Boone-a-corn was put into the same group as his Mexican best friend. Soon he was bestowed the leadership position, and was the greatest leader in the history of the group (though since he was the first, he was also the worst). Now he is in a strange and foreign land. He will give more details when they come.

Accomplishments

 * Participant ribbon in science fair
 * Third place Heredity medal, Sci-Oly
 * NAL member